Dream:
I was in Woodville (the next town down the road) visiting some friends there - really nice husband (Earl) and wife (Jamie) - and they told me I could borrow one of their riding lawn mowers since they had two of them ( i don't even know if they really have one). Me and the nice wife Jamie ride the mowers back up the road to Maxeys (my town) which is really like a 5 mile distance.
Sidenote, I recall that they had 3 huge padlocks on their outside fridge because they said a crack-head woman kept sneaking up and stealing their p-nut butter out of it.
When we arrive at my house, it's a combination of my house, my parents' house, and my in-laws' house. My husband, father, and a girlfriend from Atlanta (Kristen) are all there passed out and lounging about on the couch. The nice wife Jamie from Woodville alerts my attention to the fact that the back right corner of my house has blown up and was catching fire, due to a volcano underneath. She springs into action, runs and gets my fire-extinguisher (which is quite puny) and starts to spray the smouldering right side of the interior of my home , which I realize is about to totally go up in flames.
I scream profanities at my husband, father, and friend Kristen that a volcano has erupted under the house, haven't you noticed?, and to get the *blink* up off the couch!!! I start to delegate tasks and they all act quite nonchalant. I struggle to dial 911 on the phone and remember shouting instructions at the operator about how to find us. Then I zoom about the house collecting items are that irreplaceable (photos off the fridge, the computer hard drive, and the like) and basically freaking out. I specifically remember telling my friend Kristen to grab one of my cats, all of her belongings out the house, and get out her car out of my driveway (and the peril of the volcano eruption) because she has a really nice car.
BOOM!!! Volcanoes erupt when I'm not around to monitor and supervise.
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